Cover reveal for my debut novel, SITUATION NOWHERE, out in March from Maudlin House!
The most addictive energy drink in the world is causing people to explode. But does anybody care?
A goopy satire about corporations & the consumers who love them.
Head to SituationNowhere.com for the full synopsis and pre-order.
All pre-orders receive an autographed bookplate with exclusive new artwork.
I’ll have plenty more to say as the release date approaches, but in the meantime, here are some blurbs from people who have read the book!
“Part speculative dystopia, part laugh-out-loud comedy, Situation Nowhere is a fantastic read! Bobby Miller has a big, sick, glorious imagination and you will love this Energoo of a book.”
— Rainn Wilson - Actor, Author
"If you're like me, and find Idiocracy to be a more accurate depiction of where we're headed than let's say 1984 or Brave New World, this book is for you! Bobby Miller nails the gallows humor of a rotting, stupid world. Hilarious and sympathetic, this book is hard to put down!"
— Kent Osborne, Head Writer of Adventure Time
“Situation Nowhere is a clever, dark, and often hilarious adventure through the most frustrating and endearing parts of humanity. In this fast-paced thrill of a book, you may not always know whether to scream at protagonist Lauren or with her, but there's no way you won't want to find out what happens to her next; and, possibly, question your own morals as you navigate a world of corporations, CEOs, and ethical dilemmas not all that far-fetched from our possible future. If the practice of laughing at your problems until they either go away or eat you alive took literary form, this is it.”
— Alex Woodroe, Author of Whisperwood
“Situation Nowhere is the perfect read for anyone who’s ever dreamt of being a badass boss bitch or lived in fear of getting X-ed. Bobby Miller captures the paranoid, powerless chaos that makes our world feel like it’s teetering on the edge. Sharp, biting, hilarious. I couldn’t put it down.”
— Jack Allison, Author of Kill The Rich
“A sharp, hilarious, and witty satire that tackles AI, cancel culture, and poisonous celebrity-backed soft drinks! A perfect encapsulation of where we are and where we are headed in the world unless we take “Situation Nowhere’s” warning immediately!”
— Jordan VanDina, Writer of The Binge
“Situation Nowhere feels like a postmodern Truman Show made by Odenkirk and David Cross. What scared me most was how quickly the absurdity of it started to feel normal. Everyone go buy this book and read it before the world ends.”
— Alex Dobrenko, Writer of Both Are True
More soon!
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Bobby